Funny Quote by Billy Gardell Download Open image “Sometimes WRONG is worth the FUNNY!” — Billy Gardell ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Love Sometimes
I sometimes say things for a joke, and they are picked up the wrong way. — Brenda Fricker Copy Share Image
Sometimes a joke that's not working is just as hilarious as one that does. — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
Not all times jokes intended to make you laugh. Sometimes they intended to make you think. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a… — Homer Copy Share Image
I can't tell the difference between wrong and right, are you laughing at me? — Lou Reed Copy Share Image
Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
What does it matter whether I am shown to be right! I am right too much!--And he who laughs best today will also laugh… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
Stand-up will always come first. I've been doing it for 22 years, and nothing compares to that connection you have with the audience. It's euphoric. — Billy Gardell Copy Share Image
Whenever I realize I'm being a goofball, I write it down. When I release the joke onstage, I love watching the effect it has… — Billy Gardell Copy Share Image
You start realizing that maybe you're the one night a month that people have out, and they don't need to hear your political views… — Billy Gardell Copy Share Image
And what's great is, you know, while 'Mike and Molly' are working on their health, that's their flaw, the people that surround them are… — Billy Gardell Copy Share Image
I'm from Minnesota! I used to work Knuckleheads at the Mall of America as a stand-up. I spent New Year's there once. I'm not… — Billy Gardell Copy Share Image
'Mike & Molly' exists in a world where we don't just say a snarky line, make a crazy face, and walk out of the… — Billy Gardell Copy Share Image
Look, you know, you can't please everybody. I'm a stand-up comic. I know that. It doesn't matter how funny you are and how well… — Billy Gardell Copy Share Image
I've been trying to watch my weight a bit, but when I come to Las Vegas, all bets are off. I get enough healthy… — Billy Gardell Copy Share Image
You know, I'm playing the Mirage in Vegas, the main room... About 5 percent of all comics end up as the main headliner on… — Billy Gardell Copy Share Image
I have been a big guy all my life, I am not going to lose a bunch of weight, because then you're like that… — Billy Gardell Copy Share Image
As a comic, I've heard gunshots while I'm trying to get to sleep. I've performed where people wanted to do you harm after the… — Billy Gardell Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
