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“I didn't really think a lot about religion, but I…” quote by Bill Maher — Download Open image

“I didn't really think a lot about religion, but I didn't really think a lot against it, either. I was one of those people who didn't go to church, but when I got in trouble I kinda pleaded with God - whoever that was.”

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