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“I arrived home the other day, and it was just pouring rain out side so buy the time I get from the car to the front door I am soaked. I walk in side and take off my jacket and my wife says Is it raining out I couldn't help my self when I replied Nope, I had to take the gold fish for a walk. Here's…” quote by Bill Engvall
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“I arrived home the other day, and it was just pouring rain out side so buy the time I get from the car to the front door I am soaked. I walk in side and take off my jacket and my wife says Is it raining out I couldn't help my self when I replied Nope, I had to take the gold fish for a walk. Here's your sign!”

Bill Engvall

About This Quote

Source Comedy routine: Stand‑up (Bill Engvall), 1990s

A humorous anecdote about a rainy day and a nonsensical excuse involving a goldfish.

In simple terms: A funny story about rain and a silly excuse.

Key Takeaway

Find humor in everyday mishaps.

Themes

humor absurdity daily life storytelling irony

Mood

lighthearted playful

Type

comedic observational

When to use this quote

  • rainy days
  • family life
  • public speaking

Key Concepts

comedy social interaction

Questions to Reflect On

  • What everyday moments could become funny stories?
  • How does humor affect relationships?
A Different Perspective

Jokes can feel forced if overused.

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