Funny Quote by Avalon Download Open image “I don't understand how some brides have 20+ bridesmaids, I mean I don't even like so many people” — Avalon ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Funny facebook status Sarcasm Wedding
I never wanted to have bridesmaids. I love weddings, I love my friends, and I love being in my friends' weddings, but I've always… — Stassi Schroeder Copy Share Image
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Well, what I mean is that I shouldn't mind being a bride at a wedding, if I could be one without having a husband. — Thomas Hardy Copy Share Image
Brides today are increasingly sensitive to the tastes, feelings and finances of their attendants. — Vera Wang Copy Share Image
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Dear best friend, I promise to be your lesbian lover when some ugly guy hits on you. — Avalon Copy Share Image
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My mom asked me how was I going to dress this halloween. I replied sarcastically ''Like a hoe''. She thought it was cute that… — Avalon Copy Share Image
My mom thinks my friends have bad influences on me. Honestly I'm the one coming up with the ideas — Avalon Copy Share Image
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When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
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