All Mitch Hedberg Quotes
- I mumble a lot off-stage, I'm a mumbler. If I'm walking with a friend and I say something, he won't hear me, he'll say 'What?'.… Far
- 2-in-1 is a bullshit term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created. Big
- My fake plants died because I forgot to water them Died