No, I did not want the receipt, but now that you've asked, I'm getting suspicious. So yes please I want it. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I wish we could ctrl...alt...delete parts of life we don't particularly like. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't snort, and I don't gamble. I do lie a little bit though. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Life taught me lot of lessons.....But I bunked those classes too...! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
This status is so good you will read it twice this status is so good you just read it twice. — Green Monk Books Copy Share Image
I think we should feel other people. ~ Blind couple while breaking up — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said she liked to be teased in the bedroom so, last night in bed I told her, Your new glasses… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
If I had a $1.00 for every time my dad called me a failure....I wouldn't be a failure anymore — Green Monk Dad Copy Share Image
I saw a sign today that almost made me piss myself. It said Bathrooms closed. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
A girl who loves you for who you are is priceless. for all other girls, there is master card! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I got kicked out of the zoo for feeding the ducks ... to the alligators...All I wanted was to complete the circle… — Green Monk Circle of life Copy Share Image
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
How can you tell if a woman is paranoid? You find her vibrator -- and it's wearing a condom! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
There are two types of people in this world: 1)People who tried to move an object with their mind at least once… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
If it wasn't for my excitement to hate someone new I wouldn't leave my bed in the morning. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Ladies, if you give men a choice between two things they'll pick the first. They stopped listening and didn't hear the second — Green Monk Choice Copy Share Image
What's the difference between a penás and a práck? A penás is fun, sexy and satisfying. A práck is the guy connected… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
If alcohol is evil, then alcoholics are the people who constantly and selflessly fight the evil in this world. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
