Man was sent on earth to struggle... AND Woman was sent on earth to make sure it happens... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
“If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took her every ounce of courage she has, don't take it… — Green Monk Courage Copy Share Image
For the third time this week, I saw my girlfriend with another man. To be fair, we've never met and she doesn't… — Green Monk Another man Copy Share Image
Be the girl everyone wants to be with Not the girl that everyone has been with... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Today, be the change you wish to see in the twitter. Block the assholes. — Green Monk Change Copy Share Image
My dad is the boss. . .until Grandma comes over. Then hes just one of us — Green Monk Dad Copy Share Image
I get upset when someone accepts my invitation to connect on LinkedIn. How dare you took a long time to accept an… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I didn't run into the wall, I was just checking to see how strong it was. (: — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
A real man knows how to comfort his woman in good or bad situations. He's one of the reasons why she's always… — Green Monk Bad situation Copy Share Image
Blowjobs are the second best thing a woman can ever do with her mouth, the first best thing is shutting the fuck… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Have patience with all things, but, first of all with yourself. And then murder the asshole, Retweeting your Twitter Crush. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
If you hire two lawyers, does that mean that both lawyers could be replaced by one paralegal? — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I have two brains. The one was lost and the other was out looking for it and hasn't come back until now. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
A couple had twins - a boy & a girl. In their family, it was the tradition of the father's brother to… — Green Monk Brotherhood Copy Share Image
Just bought a pair of boots that are so comfortable when you're kicking someone in the face. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
A woman can humiliate any man by simply saying . . Hold my purse. in Day & Is It In ? At Night — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
No, officer I'm not drunk! The reason I'm walking like this is because I'm avoiding snipers. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Just saw the weirdest thing. A businessman was walking & wasn't on the phone acting like his call will determine the fate… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Sometimes I like to be a bit Romantic, that's why I light up a couple of scented candles when I masturbate. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I thought I was going crazy. So I went to a therapist. After half an hour, he paid me to leave. I… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
