Anyone one can touch you , can hurt you or heal you ! And anyone can reach you , can Love you or leave you .. ¥ — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. — Green Monk Committee Copy Share Image
Who says women cant think consistently? . . . . My wife thinks that she's just 20 for the past 15 years — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Relations & Ego both are inter connected The first fails if the second is hurt The second fails if the first succeeds...… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I hate when people see me at the supermarket and are like, HEY, what are you doing here? and I'm like, Oh… — Green Monk Animals Copy Share Image
Women love a nice guy with a sense of humor. To cheer them up when their douchebag boyfriend cheats on them again.… — Green Monk Boyfriend Copy Share Image
Arranged Marriages: All your life you are expected not to talk to strangers and all of sudden you are expected to sleep… — Green Monk Arranged Copy Share Image
If someone steps on your foot & asks Did I hurt you? . . Step on theirs (HARDER) & ask, Can you feel my answer? — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Women say porn sites portray an unrealistic image of their beauty therefore making them feel inadequate. And then they buy 12 inch dildos. — Green Monk Beauty Copy Share Image
His imaginary girlfriend has left him. Due to lack of imagination, he cant imagine a life without her... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I hate how chocolates immediately melts on my fingers.. I mean... Damn, am I that hot? — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
If he won't make you his official girl... it's probably because you're not his only girl. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I have two brains. The one was lost and the other was out looking for it and hasn't come back until now. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
We all have that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single. — Green Monk Friendship Copy Share Image
I swapped my neighbor's newspaper with last years newspaper from the same date. He didn't even notice! — Green Monk April fools day Copy Share Image
Dogs are tough. I've been interrogating this one for hours and he still won't tell me who is a good boy. — Green Monk Animal Copy Share Image
If some one breaks your trust , just punch them in the jaw . Seriously , just punch them in the jaw… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
With great power comes great responsibility, . . . . But after Marriage greater responsibility comes without any power.. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
When a human being trips I laugh at them. When I drop my phone my heart skips a beat. That sums up… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Its really so funny that people who treat me like shit get offended when me finally do the same to them. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead. — Green Monk Dying Copy Share Image
I'm so sorry, but I have some bad news and a Justin Bierber CD. Which one would you like to hear first? — Green Monk Bad news Copy Share Image
When you mess up a guy's hairs, he thinks its cute. But, when you mess up a girl's hair... MAY YOUR SOUL… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
My room is Not Dirty !! I just have everything on display ; it's like having my own Museum... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
This status is so good you will read it twice this status is so good you just read it twice. — Green Monk Books Copy Share Image
Stop checking your phone nobody loves you! - me at the cinema to anyone checking their phone — Green Monk Body love Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Boobs Copy Share Image
I coughed in the morning & then entered my symptoms on internet . Now according to WEBMD I will die tonight. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I just want to be successful enough to make others do the work that I'm being paid to do. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
The hot dog was invented in 1903 by Jonathan Hotdog when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his… — Green Monk Computers Copy Share Image
First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you have sex with their wives, and then you… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Once a gay boy married a lesbian girl .. and then.. . . . . . . . nothing happened.. what was supposed to happen anyway?? — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Get to know someone before judging them. It's much easier to judge once you have more information. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
You are the source of all that exists around you; you are the creator of your own world. — Green Monk Creator Copy Share Image
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. — Green Monk Consecutive Copy Share Image
A Winning Horse doesn't know whats wining He only runs in pain given by his rider So whenever you're in pain think… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Man was sent on earth to struggle... AND Woman was sent on earth to make sure it happens... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
April Fools' is exhausting. I can't wait for tomorrow when I can return to blindly accepting everything I hear. — Green Monk April fool Copy Share Image
I blame Beauty and the Beast for giving ugly kids confidence & tricking them into thinking that beauty is found on the inside. — Green Monk Beauty Copy Share Image
