You know you deserve someone better when the one youve always fought for is also the one youve always cried for. — Green Monk Being hurt by someone you love Copy Share Image
A girl who loves you for who you are is priceless. for all other girls, there is master card! — Green Monk Card Copy Share Image
It's difficult for me to tell whether girls like me for who I am as a person. Damn my incredibly massive penis. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a shitload of beer and tacos and that's close enough. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
When you fall in love, you want the world to know it, but you dont want to admit it. — Green Monk Admit Copy Share Image
Ladies, there's always going to be that one girl who's prettier than you, but you've just got to find that one guy… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I respect a woman's decision to undergo plastic surgery to go from being ugly to being ugly & disgusting. — Green Monk Botox Copy Share Image
Ladies call me Subway because I've got low-quality meat and lie about being six inches! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Even when it's not the best of days, you can always tell yourself, hey, at least I'm not the person who sank… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Ask a SUCCESSFUL person HOW TO FINISH… But always, Ask an EXPERIENCED person HOW TO START — Green Monk Finish Copy Share Image
I accused my friend of being gay yesterday... He was so angry he hit me with his purse! — Green Monk Angry Copy Share Image
I got kicked out of the zoo for feeding the ducks ... to the alligators...All I wanted was to complete the circle… — Green Monk Circle of life Copy Share Image
With all the bullshit in my life lately, I'm surprised I can't fertilize a nice flower garden in my back yard! — Green Monk Flower Copy Share Image
Many people dying from natural causes. Forget Aids and Cancer, we need a cure for natural causes. — Green Monk Death Copy Share Image
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.. — Green Monk Best husband Copy Share Image
On the Internet, you can choose to be whoever you want. I don't understand why so many people choose to be stupid… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Next time you fart, turn to the nearest person and say, Did you hear that asshole talk shit behind my back? — Green Monk Fart Copy Share Image
Look, I'm not saying you're boring. I'm just saying I pay a lot more attention to you when you're naked. ooK? o_O — Green Monk Attention Copy Share Image
I have one of those open and shut marriages. My pants are always open and my wife's are always shut. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Men watching porn is like women watching the Food Network: they are both watching things they are never gonna do! — Green Monk Food network Copy Share Image
Whenever someone asks me, How you doing? I say, Everything was fine till I had to stop and respond to your small… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I just heard a strange noise coming from downstairs. I refuse to say Who's there? Those people always die. — Green Monk Downstairs Copy Share Image
If it takes you more than an hour to get ready,… you probably aren't as cute as you think you are — Green Monk Cute Copy Share Image
There are two types of people in this world: 1)People who tried to move an object with their mind at least once… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
They should really replace, I now pronounce you man and wife with FINISH HIM!! (mortal combat music blasting) — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Women make me happy. Once accepting that I will never be able to understand them makes me more happier. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Anyone one can touch you , can hurt you or heal you ! And anyone can reach you , can Love you or leave you .. ¥ — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. — Green Monk Committee Copy Share Image
Who says women cant think consistently? . . . . My wife thinks that she's just 20 for the past 15 years — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Relations & Ego both are inter connected The first fails if the second is hurt The second fails if the first succeeds...… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Women love a nice guy with a sense of humor. To cheer them up when their douchebag boyfriend cheats on them again.… — Green Monk Boyfriend Copy Share Image
Arranged Marriages: All your life you are expected not to talk to strangers and all of sudden you are expected to sleep… — Green Monk Arranged Copy Share Image
If someone steps on your foot & asks Did I hurt you? . . Step on theirs (HARDER) & ask, Can you feel my answer? — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Women say porn sites portray an unrealistic image of their beauty therefore making them feel inadequate. And then they buy 12 inch dildos. — Green Monk Beauty Copy Share Image
His imaginary girlfriend has left him. Due to lack of imagination, he cant imagine a life without her... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I hate how chocolates immediately melts on my fingers.. I mean... Damn, am I that hot? — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
If he won't make you his official girl... it's probably because you're not his only girl. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I have two brains. The one was lost and the other was out looking for it and hasn't come back until now. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
We all have that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single. — Green Monk Friendship Copy Share Image
