Friendship is rainbow between 2 hearts. Sharing 7 colors: love, sadness, happiness, truth, faith, secret, & respect. — Green Monk Faith Copy Share Image
I wish my girlfriend would blow me as much as she blows little things out of proportion. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
LOVE surely comes from the heart....but I suspect that even the BOOBS in front contribute a lot... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Everything is made in China... Except babies... They're made in the VaChina... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
That mysterious toothbrush in the bathroom that nobody in your family uses.. — Green Monk Family Copy Share Image
Nah, we're cool! Just make sure you remind me how awesome I am 3 times a day. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Girl I'm not hitting on you. I have a solid reputation for not trying to pick up girls who are sober. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
If some one breaks your trust , just punch them in the jaw . Seriously , just punch them in the jaw… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I had to quit my job crushing soft drink cans. It was soda pressing. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
If you fall and break both of your legs, don't come running to me. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I only workout cause looking good helps cover up my ugly personality. — Green Monk Fitness Copy Share Image
Behind every great man is a great woman telling him he's not as great as he thinks he is.... — Green Monk Behind every great man Copy Share Image
Pain is nature's way of saying Don't do that. . . . Painkillers are mankind's way of saying Screw it ... go ahead. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Its very easy to hurt someone & say sorry but its really difficult to get hurt & say Its Ok — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Ladies call me Subway because I've got low-quality meat and lie about being six inches! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
You don't truly know a woman until you understand every word she's not saying to you. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Love is a feeling that is really hard to explain, but its the greatest feeling you could ever have. But love could… — Green Monk Death Copy Share Image
Your not completely worthless you can be used as a bad example! — Green Monk Bad example Copy Share Image
If it takes you more than an hour to get ready,...... you probably aren't as cute as you think you are — Green Monk Cute Copy Share Image
