Eddie Izzard

I just play to progressive audiences. You know, if they're watching Discovery Channel, History Channel, that kind of thing, "Monty Python" have…

— Eddie Izzard

I appreciate your applause, but I don't do it for applause. I do it for cash, it's much better.

— Eddie Izzard

In the UK a lot of people don't like to try. There's a different cultural thing. Here [in USA] if you try…

— Eddie Izzard

I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between…

— Eddie Izzard

“This is not a game of Who The Fuck Are You.”

— Eddie Izzard

The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going,Oh... I... oh... What is it Lieutenant Sebastian? It's just…

— Eddie Izzard

I did bronze survival swimming. I could save people in a bronzey kind of way.

— Eddie Izzard

There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God?

— Eddie Izzard

If you can be your own force of nature and have a positive heart, then you can actually do something good in…

— Eddie Izzard

For me to put a look together, if it's going to be a boy look or a girl look or whatever, is…

— Eddie Izzard

You have no control over your cat! You can't say to your cat, "Cat, heel! Stay! Wait! Lie down! Roll over!" 'Cause…

— Eddie Izzard

Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.

— Eddie Izzard

Sharks are just evil bastards. I'm quite happy if all the sharks just went, because they eat fish and us. And we…

— Eddie Izzard

I am encyclopaedic on World War II. My dad took me to D-Day beaches when I was a kid. I was there…

— Eddie Izzard

I don't believe in God. So I'm a non-believer in the non-visible. I'm a believer in us; in humans.

— Eddie Izzard

There's a thing about trying too hard, which I think is in all forms, which is if you really try to do…

— Eddie Izzard

I'm an Action Transvestite.

— Eddie Izzard

If you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay.

— Eddie Izzard

I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees putting on make-up when you're up there!

— Eddie Izzard

My sexuality is straight transvestite or male lesbian. It seems we are beyond the idea that I am gay and hiding it.…

— Eddie Izzard

If you get too well-known, you can never be a comedian's comedian, it just won't sit well. But I'm fine with that.…

— Eddie Izzard

I am two lesbians in a man's body.

— Eddie Izzard

I'm quite good at taking in information so I voraciously inhale Wikipedia - which may have some things wrong in it, but…

— Eddie Izzard

We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.

— Eddie Izzard

“What have you been reading, The Gospel according to St. Bastard?!”

— Eddie Izzard