Coffee Quote by Eddie Izzard

I like my coffee like I like my women - Black and Strong.

— Paul Howell

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

— Eddie Izzard

I like my women like I like my coffee . . . I don’t like coffee.

— Daniel Tosh

Coffee and love are best when they are hot.

— Anonymous

My favorite coffee flavor is HOT.

— Green Monk

I like my coffee like I like my coffee.

— Nikhil Saluja

I like my women like I like my coffee, held tightly between my thighs while I'm driving.

— Anonymous

I've always said, I like my coffee like I like my men... I don't drink coffee.

— Ellen DeGeneres

I take my coffee the same way I take my women: Strong, black, and proud.

— Michael Ian Black

I like my coffee like I like my romantic partners: cold and bitter and prone to giving me anxiety attacks.

— Moby

I take my coffee like I take my women... strong... black... and proud.

— Michael Ian Black

I like coffee exceedingly...

— Anonymous