Badgers Quote by Eddie Izzard

“Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin… I poked a badger with a spoon.”

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“You know, I don't believe that religions are religions. No, I believe they are philosophies with some good ideas and some fuckin' weird ones.”

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If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

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I don't believe in God. I believe gods and devils are within us. It's our own battle. Our life's battle is to appeal to…

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“If you are an LGBT+ person and you come out, you have to go through your knight’s quest to create ground for yourself, to create a space for yourself, to stand there and say, “I exist. I have no reason to feel guilt or shame. I am proud to exist, and while I’m not perfect, I deserve to exist in…

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America is the new Roman Empire. Remember what happened to Rome.

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I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

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I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.

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This is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard flight...one, from...here to there. We'll be cruising at a height of ten feet, going up to twelve…

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You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the money in…

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We have two hundred languages in Europe. Two hundred languages! Count them! I know you won't!

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One of the recurring philosophical questions is: 'Does a falling tree in the forest make a sound when there is no one to hear?' Which says something about the nature of philosophers , because there is always someone in a forest. It may only be a badger, wondering what that cracking noise was, or a squirrel a bit puzzled by…

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I'm running for Governor, and this Honey Badger is ready to fight.

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Well, I'm more lopsided than a one-legged badger.

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Don't badger people without children into admitting the secret desire for children you're sure they have to you! Don't badger anyone! Leave the badgering…

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[Leafpool] waved her tail in greeting as she padded past Cloudtail and Daisy; as she left the clearing she heard Cloudtail meowing, "This time…

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I therefore invite you all," Mr Fox went on, 'to stay here with me for ever.' For ever!' they cried. 'My goodness! How marvellous!' And Rabbit said to Mrs Rabbit, 'My dear, just think! We're never going to be shot again in our lives!' We will make,' said Mr Fox, 'a little underground village, with streets and houses on each…

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