Army Quote by Eddie Izzard
“There's not much makeup in the army, is there? No. They only have that nighttime look, and that's a bit slapdash, isn't it?”
About This Quote
Source Stand‑up Comedy: Eddie Izzard Live, 2005
The joke points out the lack of makeup in the army, implying a uniform, unpolished appearance that looks hurried.
In simple terms: Army lacks makeup, giving a rushed look.
Key Takeaway
Notice how uniformity can appear careless.
Themes
military
appearance
humor
Mood
witty
observational
Type
comedic
critical
When to use this quote
- uniform inspections
- media portrayals
- public perception
- fashion critique
Key Concepts
social commentary
visual perception
Questions to Reflect On
- Why do military uniforms prioritize function over aesthetics?
- What does this say about societal expectations of appearance?
A Different Perspective
The comment may overlook practical reasons for the appearance.
![“I can't imagine that I would be asked that by the president-elect [Donald Trump], or then-president [Barack Obama]. But it's - I'm very clear. I voted for the change that put the Army Field Manual in place as a member of Congress. I understand that law very, very quickly and am also deeply aware…” quote by James Mattis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/761/james-mattis-9515_army_i-can-t-imagine-that-i-would-be-asked-th_3990.jpg)
