Funny Quote by August Westman

“I am waiting on a trap door, but things might fall through for me.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I don’t want you under those damn stairs. I hate it. But I can’t move you up here. I’ll never be able to stay…

— Abbi Glines

“Yesterday upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, I wish to hell he'd go away.”

— Gregory Maguire

“I had often tried to get out of your room, having travelled all the way there. It frightened me to be caught in a…

— Sarah Ferguson

“The stairs ended. I wished I knew the jackass who’d made the staircase so short. I’d throw him down the damn steps so he…

— Ilona Andrews

“He is crooked enough to hide behind a spiral staircase.”

— Anne McCaffrey & Margaret Ball

“I can trip falling UP the stairs. I can trip over nothing. My own two feet are fully capable of betraying me without any…

— Willow Aster

“I walked up the stairs and hesitated at the open door.”

— Susan Hill

“I can hear my steps echo as I follow him to the end of the hall. The door to the small closet under the…

— Nancy B. Brewer

“And the stairs. Oh, the stairs. The staircase in our third-floor walk-up was the steepest, hardest, metal-est staircase I have ever encountered in my…

— Mindy Kaling

“Once in a lifetime every man encounters a very special staircase which can take him to very high grounds; but only some of them…

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“This is a trap I cannot ride away from. I guess there are those times in life. It's like staring at the ground as…

— Pierce Brown