“Dear Electricity, They're just using to u so that they can turn me on Sincerely, Computer. Dear Computer, They're using u to just make a connection with me Sincerely, Internet. Dear Internet, They are just searching for me through you Sincerely, Goggle. Dear Google, They are only using you to get to me! Sincerely, Wikipedia. Dear Wikipedia, they are just using you Sincerely, Homework. Dear Homework, They do you so that they can get me Sincerely, Marks. Dear Marks, They get you just because they want to through me Sincerely, Exams. Dear Exams, They Pass through you just so that they can make me Sincerely, Money. Dear Money, They make you just so that they can pay my bills Sincerely, Electricity. :P”