Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

Dear Internet users, One day you will really regret not reading me. Sincerely, Terms and Conditions.

— Anonymous

Rather than regret for what I have written, I feel regret for what I shall never be able to read.

— Antonio Tabucchi

“The Internet is clamoring for me to admire and interact with the thoughts of my friends and readers around the world, but the payment…

— Tsh Oxenreider

I'm not keen on the Internet. I don't trust it.

— Amanda Eliasch

My debut book is a collection of personal stories and advice about communication on the Internet. More specifically, the downfall of communication because of…

— Franchesca Ramsey

My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you perusing my written word.

— Miranda Hart

The big downside to the global village that the Internet has created is that nothing has time to grow out of the public gaze…

— Derek Ridgers

“the internet are the ultimate enemy of unconditional commitment”

— Hubert Dreyfus

I want to fall in love with the internet, but I haven't fallen in love with it yet, because I still have not given…

— Terence Koh

NO WORRIES NO REGRET NO SHAME NO PAIN,...

— Jah Reign

I don't know much about the internet, I'm afraid

— James Marsters

Dear who ever is reading this.

— Anonymous