Fastballs Quote by Anthony Jeselnik

“I guess I prefer the laughs. I couldn't do a whole set of just shocks, but I like throwing a fastball inside every now and then to keep people on their toes.” quote by Anthony Jeselnik — Download Open image

“I guess I prefer the laughs. I couldn't do a whole set of just shocks, but I like throwing a fastball inside every now and then to keep people on their toes.”

Anthony Jeselnik

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