Funny Quote by Anonymous

He thought he was a wit, and he was half right.

— Anonymous

I'm a quick wit, straight to the point, no nonsense.

— Wendy Williams

Wit is absolutely sociable spirit or aphoristic genius.

— Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

If you were twice as smart, you'd be a half-wit

— Tracy Ambler

Indeed I had not much wit, yet I was not an idiot - my wit was according to my years.

— Margaret Cavendish

Nothing is so fatiguing as the life of a wit.

— Hester Lynch Piozzi

Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food, and few things in the world are more wearying than a sarcastic attitude towards life.

— Agnes Repplier

don't try for wit. Settle for humor. You'll last longer.

— Elsa Maxwell

One can have a wit, but not a witless

— Brandon Sanderson

Sometimes we are inclined to class those who are once-and-a-half witted with the half-witted, because we appreciate only a third part of their wit.

— Henry David Thoreau

Your wit makes others witty.

— Catherine the Great

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

— Oscar Wilde