Funny Quote by Anonymous

When your teacher is talking about her kids and all you're thinking is omg you had sex!?

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when You find out your teacher is pregnant... its like, woah, you actually have a life? And a husband? No way!…

— Anonymous

Im having a baby! What normal people think: Aww congratulations í! What I think: They had....... sex.

— Anonymous

My English teacher wanted to have sex with me in Junior High. The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy. I smacked…

— Eminem

“They stared at each other for several long minutes hoping the other would give in. Finally she broke. “Fine, will you go in with…

— R.L. Mathewson

“Are you allowed to get pregnant yet?” I laugh. “Nope. Not this weekend. Besides, you have to kiss a girl before you can knock…

— Colleen Hoover

How can you be a physics major and be shocked when you get pregnant from having sex?

— Sister Souljah

“I trail away into silence. I've just shared details of my condom use with my son's teacher. I'm not sure how that happened.”

— Sophie Kinsella

My mother was like, "What did they teach you?", and I had never talked about that [sex-ed] so I freaked out.

— Jen Kirkman

I just remember a creepy sex-ed teacher putting a banana on a condom and then saying, "It goes in the girl if she gets…

— Jen Kirkman

That Awkward Moment when the teacher calls on you to answer a question and your mind goes blank .

— InFinity

That amazing moment when a teacher cancels a test.

— Anonymous