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Snooki is expecting her baby on December 21, 2012. I guess the Mayans knew what they were talking about...

— Anonymous

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

— Sam Levenson

When you have a child, the world has a hostage.

— Ernest Hemingway

Third world nations are producing too many children too fast...it is time to ignore the controversy over family planning and cut out-of-control population growth...

— Al Gore

Every second minute, a woman or a girl dies in the world due to pregnancy.

— Isabella Lovin

“I have a theory that all human babies are born prematurely. Given the human life span – three score years and ten – to…

— Jennifer Worth

Everyone knows it takes a woman nine months to have a baby. But you Americans think if you get nine women pregnant, you can…

— Theodore von Karman

I always thought that the Babys were five years ahead of everybody else, I really do.

— John Waite

There are some people the gestation period is like an elephant's and it's just years and years before they're ready.

— John Amaechi

I suppose it's amazing how quick life goes by when you have children.

— Steffi Graf

Every minute with a child takes seven minutes off your life.

— Barbara Kingsolver

“There appears no assurance that in the times of our own grandchildren the world will contain viable populations of wild African Lions, Tigers, Polar…

— Carl Safina