Super funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I Need A Vacation Someone Kidnapped Me Please .. :)” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Super funny
A vacation is a time to enjoy yourself while reality lurks in the shadows, waiting to dominate your life once more. — Frederick A Babb Copy Share Image
A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can… — Jacob Braude Copy Share Image
I need a vacation from my vacation spent worrying about my dog in the kennel. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unleash your TRAVEL BEAST .... explore the world. It's time to begin your next adventure! No man needs a vacation so much as the… — Elbert Hubbard Copy Share Image
Take Time Out. It's not a real vacation if you're reading email or calling in for messages. — Randy Pausch Copy Share Image
I don't seem to take vacations, but I must say, a jaunt into Central Park can be mighty transporting. My boy and I can… — Spencer Kayden Copy Share Image
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't have a criminal record but that's cause they haven't caught me yet.... don't piss me off. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Jesse has opened for me extensively on the road so I’ve seen him do hundreds of sets. He is always super funny, has tons… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
Actors are a really funny bunch of people, especially the X-Men cast. They're super funny and super nice, and they like to go out… — Evan Peters Copy Share Image
I used to search and search for that actor or actress who's exactly what's in my head. But you have to realize you have… — Billy Lawrence Copy Share Image
[In comedy] you never want to leave the actors hanging out to dry. So you need to come up with funny individual stories for… — Jeff Schaffer Copy Share Image
We deal with all the production headaches and all that stuff. They just have to come here and be super funny. And it's worked… — Jeff Schaffer Copy Share Image
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