Funny Quote by Anonymous

You don't want to have to come into work on Monday already apologizing. I try to save my apologies for what I've done later…

— Ike Barinholtz

I love Mondays and I'm not gonna apologize to you people for making good life choices.

— Nikhil Saluja

One good thing about Friday is that it's not Monday.

— Matt Pangilinan

Hate Mondays. Annoy Tuesday. Ignore Wednesday. Smile Thursday. Love Friday. Enjoy Saturday. Damn Sunday!

— Ritu Ghatourey

Don't mess with anybody on a Monday. It's a bad, bad day.

— Louise Fitzhugh

If you can't be bothered to work on Saturday, don't bother to come in on Sunday.

— Jay Chiat

I work on a musician's week, so Monday is Friday. By the time Thursday rolls around, you stay in, and you work, and you…

— El-P

Thank God it's Friday, because I HATE my damn co-workers.

— Anonymous

Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.

— Anonymous

Keep calm and pretend that it isn't MONDAY

— Anonymous

Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks

— Ricky Gervais

Bring your whole self to work. I don't believe we have a professional self Monday through Friday and a real self the rest of…

— Sheryl Sandberg