Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Teacher: Where the hell is your math homework? Me: It committed suicide, had too many problems!” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Mathematics Problem solving Suicide Teacher
Teacher: Where is your homework? ME: I lost it fighting with kid who said you werent the best teacher in school. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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