Answers Quote by Calvin Trillin

“Math was always my bad subject. I couldn't convince my teachers that many of my answers were meant ironically.”

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (9 ratings)

Answers Convince Math Mathematics Subjects Teacher

More by Calvin Trillin

“I am firmly committed to the proposition that whoever is in power is exceedingly silly.... And that goes for the opposition as well.”

Image

People, not just reporters, are more interested in politics than in government, so the actual issues wouldn't be something that interested them.

Image

Perhaps we've time to have a look at the Number Thirty-One bus queue before we turn in.

Image

Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives.

Image

“All White House hopefuls we forewarn: You'll have to prove that you were born. Before Trump hits the state of granite, He must identify…

Image

We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the…

Image

If bumblebee leavings and stump paste are so good for you, why can't any of those guys (in the health stores) grow full beards?

Image

At American weddings, the quality of the food is in inverse proportion to the social position of the bride and groom.

Image

As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

Image

Avoid restaurants with names that are improbable descriptions, such as the Purple Goose, the Blue Kangaroo or the Quilted Orangutan.

Image

I don't cook. I don't know anything about food. I've never reviewed a restaurant.

Image

Fairs are good places to eat, particularly for stand-up eaters--which is one of the kinds of eaters I am, although when I eat standing…

Image