Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Sorry that guy who didn't want to have sex with you didn't turn out to be gay.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Sympathy
I didn't come out as gay; I came out as I don't really believe in gender. — Eliot Sumner Copy Share Image
“Guy was definitely a closet homo. I would have actually felt sorry for him if he wasn’t such a dick.” — Sloane Kennedy Copy Share Image
I am not gay. I am, as far as I know, heterosexual. I've never been with a guy. — Bruce Jenner Copy Share Image
First of all, I'm not gay. Second of all, it shouldn't make a difference if I was or if I wasn't. — Shawn Mendes Copy Share Image
If he’s not gay and he hung out with you the whole time, he wanted to be. It’s boyfriend or want to be boyfriend… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I didn't want to be gay. I wanted to be... I wanted an easy life. And you know what? I am gay, and I… — Jane Lynch Copy Share Image
The good thing about being gay was always that you didn't have a wedding. People would say, "He's gay, but at least he didn't… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
