Choices Quote by Daniel Handler

Sorry that guy who didn't want to have sex with you didn't turn out to be gay.

— Anonymous

I'm not gay, but I'm still the kind of guy where, even though you have no chance, they still want to hang around me…

— Zach Braff

If some heterosexual wants to be gay, so what? Let him go. It's less competition for the heterosexual single guys.

— Bill O'Reilly

Some of my best friends are gay guys, and they said, "You're so straight, we're not interested."

— Jon Bon Jovi

I've about decided if it wasn't for the sex, I could be gay. Hell, then you're just hangin' out with your buddies.

— Bill Engvall

“You're not gay, you were just being a really good friend.”

— Kate Sherwood

“Guys hung out all the time. It didn’t mean they were gay. But when you are gay, you automatically think everybody knows and wonder…

— Sean Kennedy

To be gay means you are drawn to the same sex. You can be gay and abstinent. But it's a part of who you…

— Dustin Lance Black

“Wanna hang out for a bit?" "You tryin' to get in my pants now that you know I'm queer?" he asked in an impudent…

— Marie Sexton

I called your boyfriend gay; so he slapped with his purse.

— Anonymous

F a girl starts out all casual with a guy and she doesn't tell him that she wants a relationship, it will never become…

— Susane Colasanti

I consider myself gay because at the end of the night, that's who I want to cuddle with. But when I go out, I…

— Jai Rodriguez