Random quotes Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I called your boyfriend gay; so he slapped with his purse.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Random quotes
I accused my friend of being gay yesterday... He was so angry he hit me with his purse! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“As the gay friend in these situations, he always ended up in the corner holding someone’s purse.” — Damon Suede Copy Share Image
“After kissing him, this seemed like a tame touch but it still made my cock jerk in my pants. I couldn’t believe I was… — James Cox Copy Share Image
“He patted my shoulder. "What's up with you? All of a sudden, you're bucking the system." "i got drunk and had an epiphany." "Shit,… — J.C. Isabella Copy Share Image
“You're gay!" she shrilled, and he pulled the phone away from his ear. "How in the hell do you know you're gay?" He smiled… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
“What is wrong with you?” He glared at me. “I’m somewhat sure I’m suddenly gay,” I shrugged, “My father and mother are hypocritical abandoning… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
We sat down and Lend put his arm around me. Every single jaw at the table dropped. "Man," John said, shaking his head. "All… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
This guy chokes me with the scarf I was wearing. He called me a fag cause I was wearing a scarf! Then he shoved… — Jeremy Renner Copy Share Image
I went to the grocery store where my boyfriend works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
“That was it. I slapped him. "You idiot!" I whisper-yelled at him. "I hate him! I loved you! I wanted you; all I ever… — Keira Cas Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yesturday is history. tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift. that's why it's called the present. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We fight. we kiss. we hug. we text. we talk. we argue. we laugh. we smile. we love. that's us. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boys are like toliets they are either vacant, occupied, out of order, or full of shit that's why it's called boylet: boy+let! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's hard to pretend to be friends with someone special when every time you look at that person, all you see is everything you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear hair, if you cooperated in the first place, we wouldn't have to do this the hard way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want a boyfriend that won't lie in my face I want a boyfriend that love me for who I am I want a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The shit you hear might be true, but then again it could be as fake as the bitch who told you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
