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“I love the smell of my mother’s hair after she washes it. I love the feel of the scratchy stubble on my father’s face…

— Sharon M. Draper

“...Anand, look at the back of my hands. No hair. The sign of an advanced race, boy. And look at yours. No hair either.…

— Anonymous

Every father says the same thing: “Where's your mother?”

— Bill Cosby

“She helps me to the bathroom, helps me wash, then helps me put a gazillion tangles in my hair while she shampoos it. And…

— Anna Banks

“Found naked with a few of his grandfather’s kitchen maids? His father’s claw right to the back of the head. Suggest that when his…

— G.A. Aiken

Body hair. You know when you're swimming as a kid and you want to crawl on your dad? None of us went anywhere near…

— Jon Stewart

“I used to wonder why I had hair on my legs, but now I know it's for my toddler sons and daughters to pull…

— Jim Gaffigan

“I can speak of our baby like this to no one else. Who but his father would linger over the exact width of his…

— Phillippa Gregory

“Why does it always seem that I have only the shadow of my father? I'm like a child constantly grabbing at his coattails and…

— Libba Bray

“All’s well that ENDS well, eh, Chuck?” his father joked as his mom and little sister giggled. Pale as a ghost, Chuck felt his…

— O. Penn-Coughin

“Dad?" But he's still looking out the window, not at me. I walk over and lean my head against his shoulder. His green raincoat…

— Bonnie-Sue Hitchcock

“Father and the child were no longer speaking, but they sat together in silence. The child was at his feet, and he sat, up…

— Carmen Dominique Taxer