Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
Amazing Home Remedies: Never, under any circumstances, take a laxative and sleeping pills on the same night. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've done 12 in one night, you know what I mean - loads of them... Really, in the long run, it's a safe pill… — Brian Harvey Copy Share Image
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. — Pearl Williams Copy Share Image
Never take ecstasy, beer, baccardi, weed, pepto bismol, vivarin, tums, tagamet hb, xanax, and valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to… — Eminem Copy Share Image
I took pain pills to get to sleep because I didn't want to go to work the next day exhausted. — Dick York Copy Share Image
The only time I tried alcohol my hangover lasted for days, and I decided never again. — Jim Kerr Copy Share Image
I told my doctor, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills" and he told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Biggest worry after going to bed every night: Should I go pee right now, or wait until tomorrow morning? — ARINDAM SEN Copy Share Image
I'm just taking it one day at a time. Actually, one night at a time. I'm not usually up during the day. — Willam Belli Copy Share Image
I should wash these pills down the drain, because it seems easier to prolong the pain. because I know going threw withdrawal will just… — Delaney Ridnour Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
