Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Life Marriage Romantic
“Marriage is a journey of disasters, only to fall in love all over again, with the person that rescues you each time.” — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
“All right – love of my life, but that’s kind of a mouthful. One day, let’s just shorten it to ‘wife’.” Even I find… — Eliza Crewe Copy Share Image
“I have loved you with all my life, and you've agreed to be my loving wife. Now I'll forever cherish our vows in my… — Alon Calinao Dy Copy Share Image
Girl: when we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. boy: it's very kind of you, darling,… — A Josland Copy Share Image
“When I got married, I could not have chosen a more gorgeous, loving, or perfect woman to crush than the one I broke up… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Marriage: a deeply peculiar and ultimately unkind thing to inflict on anyone one claims to care for.” — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
“Fill your marriage adventure with love, laughter, work, fun, romance, sacrifice—and forgiveness.” — Dale Mathis Copy Share Image
You married me...but you didn't marry what you could make out of me. — Wallace Stegner Copy Share Image
“To me, marriage was an ending, not a beginning. A stone on my chest. A giving-up, a decision to walk away from an interesting… — Kristin Newman Copy Share Image
“My marriage to him was as willful an act as I have ever committed; I married him against all the evidence. I married him… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
