Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Men are like...Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Guys
Men are just like unlit lamps: in themselves they are no good for anything, but, when lit, they can be handy to have around… — Moderata Fonte Copy Share Image
Men are like the stars; some generate their own light while others reflect the brilliance they receive. — Jose Marti Copy Share Image
I have a bit of a lava lamp fetish. They are kind of hideous, but there is something so therapeutic about them. — Bella Heathcote Copy Share Image
Women have in their natures something akin to owls and fireflies. While men grow stupid and sleepy towards evening, they become brighter and more… — Abba Louisa Goold Woolson Copy Share Image
Lamp as a way to show to the world at a Glance into the hearts of those guys, but they lose nothing in the… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Most women prefer sex with the lights out - they can't bear to see a man enjoying himself. Men like sex with the lights… — ProudLesbian Copy Share Image
A man is like a bit of Labrador spar, which has no luster as you turn it in your hand, until you come to… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
“A man typically lights a scene too much, because it makes no matter what you show, a man always wants to see more. A… — Richard Melo Copy Share Image
Great men are meteors designed to burn so that earth may be lighted. — Napoleon Bonaparte Copy Share Image
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
