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I get invited to an awful lot of Jewish functions.

— Tim Roth

The fact that I am not Jewish by religion does not prevent me from connecting to the Jewish nation's spirituality.

— Amar'e Stoudemire

Therefore be on your guard against the Jews, knowing that wherever they have their synagogues, nothing is found but a den of devils in…

— Martin Luther

What you do for Jewish New Year is you go down to Times Square ... It's a lot quieter than the regular New Year.…

— Jon Stewart

When I am at home, I never go near the synagogue unless, say, there is a bar or bat mitzvah involving the children of…

— Christopher Hitchens

Have a good whatever Jewish holiday it is.

— Anonymous

“must hand in their bicycles, Jews are banned from trams and are forbidden to drive. Jews are only allowed to do their shopping between…

— Anne Frank

You are not practicing Judaism if you celebrate Christmas.

— Elliott Abrams

I'm not Jewish but would still appreciate some acknowledgment for working on a Jewish holiday.

— Anonymous

I don't do Jewish stuff because I don't want people to be left out. If I mention the Torah in Alabama, it's not going…

— Rita Rudner

If synagogues are attacked, this would give Jewish extremists an excuse to attack mosques.

— Mohammed Dahlan

Silence, this will surprise you not, isn't really a Jewish concept.

— Simon Schama