Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I wish my job was still secure enough to take days off for Jewish holidays I don't observe.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Judaism Rosh hashanah
May your boss not attend the synagogue you pretend to be going to during the Jewish holidays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not Jewish but would still appreciate some acknowledgment for working on a Jewish holiday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you had to work 14 hour days, Mondays to Fridays, then you have to keep Saturdays and Sundays sacred. — Nicole Ari Parker Copy Share Image
There's something about the weekend, even for non-religious people, that feels sacred, so a violation of that sanctified time is almost a betrayal, something… — Katrina Onstad Copy Share Image
In America, you don't even have proper holidays. It's really one of the most prosperous slave societies in history. People work their asses off… — Pankaj Mishra Copy Share Image
If anywhere the day is made holy for the mere day's sake - if anyone set up its observance on a Jewish foundation, then… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
Working hours are never long enough. Each day is a holiday, and ordinary holidays are grudged as enforced interruptions in an absorbing vocation. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
“I hate working days that are made into holidays! It gets on my nerves when everything stops, when nothing is open and you have… — Bernard Jan Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image