Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “It should be perfectly legal to kill people who brag about not owning a TV.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Witty
If you're stealing a television, that should not be the death penalty. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I believe for economic reasons, television is not exploited to the extent it can be. — Mohnish Bahl Copy Share Image
One good thing about TV is, if you die violently, God forbid, on camera, you will not have died in vain because you will… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Someone who is not a killer is not going to watch a TV show and decide to be a killer. — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
I think if you open the door to government control of television, then you let in a host of questions about rights. — Michael Moriarty Copy Share Image
Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. — David Frost Copy Share Image
Euthanasia is legal in Hollywood. They just kill the film if it doesn't succeed immediately. — Dustin Hoffman Copy Share Image
Television has a conscience. It is how we disseminate our value system. — Lauren Zalaznick Copy Share Image
It will be very wrong on my part to say that I don't want to do TV. I owe my career to TV. — Gurmeet Choudhary Copy Share Image
TV is a major force in our lives - a FORCE. It must be handled very carefully, both its censure and its artistic honesty. — Bill Bixby Copy Share Image
Why do people feel guilty about TV? What is wrong with it? Just this: it shuts out all the wonderful things of which the… — Hugh Nibley Copy Share Image
“TV is a pornographic cacophony of violence, death obsession, screams, gunfire and drama. You think it's fine because you are damaged.” — Bryant McGill Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
