Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “If you're uncomfortable around my dog, I'm happy to lock you in the other room when you come over.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Pets
As soon as I walk through the door and see my family and the dogs, I feel relaxed. — Andy Murray Copy Share Image
I hate that feeling when everyone around me is in a relationship and I'm awkwardly sitting there like...I love my dog. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're the only anything in the room, you're going to feel so self-conscious of your right to be there. — Eileen Pollack Copy Share Image
I guess my claustrophobia is incurable - feeling, as I tend to, ill at ease in any closed room, and always tempted to find… — Zygmunt Bauman Copy Share Image
The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them. — Stanley Coren Copy Share Image
I don't care about the fact that a dogs place is not in a bed - the closer they are to me, the more… — Bill Kaulitz Copy Share Image
Not wanting to scare my dog is the perfect excuse for never vacuuming my house. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image