Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Not wanting to scare my dog is the perfect excuse for never vacuuming my house.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Pets
“My idea of vacuuming is borrowing someone's dog for the day and having them eat all the crap off the floor.” — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
No dog means no disgusting surprises on carpets - thank goodness for those irrigating vacuums they sell at Canadian Tire - no hefty vet… — Neil Macdonald Copy Share Image
There's only one thing that separates us from animals: We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners. — Jeff Stilson Copy Share Image
I was frustrated as a child when I had to use a vacuum. It had a screaming noise and the smell of stale dog… — James Dyson Copy Share Image
My dog does have his failings, of course. He's afraid of firecrackers and hides in the clothes closet whenever we run the vacuum cleaner,… — Gary A. Kowalski Copy Share Image
The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them. — Stanley Coren Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, my mom used to run the vacuum cleaner, and the noise would bother me so much that I would… — Steve Burns Copy Share Image
I don't have pets, I have two guard dogs; and I don't do my own shopping; it's a security thing. — Enya Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
