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If she were a President, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln!

— Dana Carvey

If she were a president, shed be Baberham Lincoln.

— Bubbly

Lincoln would be just like me. He wouldn't know what the hell to do.

— George W. Norris

If I have to be typecast, I'd like it to be as Abraham Lincoln.

— Sam Waterston

I'd be just incredibly humbled and honored to be the first woman president.

— Hillary Clinton

I'm not wild about the term first lady. I'd just like to be called Laura Bush.

— Laura Bush

My first instinct was Selina Meyer (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) cannot be president of the United States. She needs to lose because it's the thing she…

— David Mandel

I'm not sure Lincoln would fare well if he were a presidential candidate today.

— David Herbert Donald

At least she's the president of something, which is more than I can say.

— Bob Dole

...but there isn't going to be any First Lady. There is just to be plain, ordinary Mrs. Roosevelt...I never wanted to be the president's…

— Eleanor Roosevelt

C'mon. He'd be embarrassing upstairs at the White House. So I think she'd have a hard time. I think a woman president would have…

— Chris Matthews

I think she [Hillary Clinton] would be far superior to President [Barack] Obama, who is basically remote, aloof and not involved with - he…

— Mark Shields