Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “If she were a president, she'd be Baberham Lincoln.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny President
Lincoln would be just like me. He wouldn't know what the hell to do. — George W. Norris Copy Share Image
I'd be just incredibly humbled and honored to be the first woman president. — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
I'm not wild about the term first lady. I'd just like to be called Laura Bush. — Laura Bush Copy Share Image
My first instinct was Selina Meyer (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) cannot be president of the United States. She needs to lose because it's the thing she… — David Mandel Copy Share Image
I'm not sure Lincoln would fare well if he were a presidential candidate today. — David Herbert Donald Copy Share Image
...but there isn't going to be any First Lady. There is just to be plain, ordinary Mrs. Roosevelt...I never wanted to be the president's… — Eleanor Roosevelt Copy Share Image
C'mon. He'd be embarrassing upstairs at the White House. So I think she'd have a hard time. I think a woman president would have… — Chris Matthews Copy Share Image
I think she [Hillary Clinton] would be far superior to President [Barack] Obama, who is basically remote, aloof and not involved with - he… — Mark Shields Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image