Funny Quote by Anonymous

If she watches Jersey Shore she's too young for you bro!

— Justin Lee Riner

If she doesn't know her ABC's, she too young for you bro!

— Anonymous

She'd secretly had a crush on him since they were twelve years old. Last summer, she'd fallen for him hard.

— Rick Riordan

After the last screening [of "Selling Isobel" ] an 18-year-old girl came up to me and said, "Oh my God, I'm so naïve." I…

— Frida Farrell

What you don't know is when she get home and get behind closed doors, man she hit the floor and what you can't see…

— Mary Mary

Usher did the ultimate no-no to me. I will never be with him again, and that is that.

— Rozonda Thomas

If she still calls it her no-no, she's too young for you bro

— Anonymous

Oh look at how she listens She says nothing of what she thinks She just goes stumbling through her memories Staring out on to…

— Dave Matthews

I saw her backstage and said hi, took a picture with her. Tried to get a convo going, but the kid had know idea…

— Randy Orton

If she forgets to wipe her ass she's to young for you bro!

— Anonymous

“she has a four-year-old named Justin. She shows you pictures; kid looks like he’ll be dropping an album if she’s not careful.”

— Junot Díaz

If she doesn't know about STACYS MOM ..she's too young for you bro

— Anonymous