Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I used to think guns were loud until I dropped the damn shampoo in the shower.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
When I came here in 1999, all one could hear was the sound of the guns as guns were booming all around. Today I… — Narendra Modi Copy Share Image
I've never cared for guns. In fact, when I did 'Scent of a Woman' I had to learn how to assemble one. — Al Pacino Copy Share Image
Standing at my door, I heard the discharge of a gun, and in four or five seconds of time, after the discharge, the small… — Benjamin Banneker Copy Share Image
I lost interest in firearms because we had a dog that was scared to death of the sound of a rifle shot. — James Spader Copy Share Image
I grew up in a home with guns. I was taught to use them at a young age. — Steven Rinella Copy Share Image
I hate that feeling when you close your eyes to apply shampoo, and get paranoid that someone might kill you in the shower. — Rashida Rowe Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
