Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I spent 1.5 hours cleaning this kitchen. If you mess it up... I WILL CUT YOU. <3Mom” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
The kitchen may not get cleaned, and I have to accept that. I do the important things. — Jasmine Guy Copy Share Image
I would love to be better at cooking but I hate cleaning up afterwards. I love the process of putting everything together and the… — Mark Webber Copy Share Image
I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
For all the men that say 'A woman's place is in the kitchen', you're idiots...how tf is the rest of the house gonna get… — Logic Copy Share Image
Chores which can be done in an hour, I take about three hours to do it. — Zareen Khan Copy Share Image
I'm sure nobody wants to know this, but my husband does all the cleaning - rather too much cleaning. It is too clean, the… — Harriet Harman Copy Share Image
Many people think spending an hour or two in the kitchen is a waste of time. But it is a good investment in your… — Laura Esquivel Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
