Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I'm thankful that I only have to fake working for two days this week.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Thanksgiving Work
Work doesn't end for me on Wednesdays. This is a seven-day life for me. — Darby Allin Copy Share Image
It would certainly make my week a lot better if I was off work every Monday...somebody needs to make this happen... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will work day after day like I did my whole life ... I'm not going to change anything. — Rafael Nadal Copy Share Image
I'm off at least three or four days a week, so it's a perfect job, really. — James Denton Copy Share Image
I can't wait for my boss to leave for the day so I can stop pretending to work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you want anything to work, Sunday, you're going to have to believe it — Alethea Kontis Copy Share Image
All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work. — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
Today is Monday and most of you are at work, but don't worry because I hate your job too. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I work extremely hard and hopefully people see it doesn't change from week to week. — Ryan Clark Copy Share Image
Happy leap day! Too bad this 'extra day' falls on a Wednesday. If you are anything like me you are working hard like always. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image