Funny Quote by Anonymous

How to put on Jeans: 1. Grab belt loops 2. Jump around like a bunny 3. Twerk for a few minutes 4. Lunge left 5. Lunge right.

— Anonymous

That awkward little dance You do when your trying to put on skinny jeans

— Anonymous

Skinny jeans are usually my go to jean. I do bootleg every once in a while, boyfriend jeans I feel like are so hard…

— Ashley Greene

Almost too hot for skinny jeans, the impossible becomes the possible.

— Luke Hemmings

Don't wear skinny jeans, if you don't have skinny genes.

— Anonymous

Skinny jeans and an extra big t-shirt. Ugh, I cannot stand that. It looks like an idiot: it's just proportionately wrong. And the super,…

— Boyd Holbrook

I don't like skinny jeans though I can manage with slim fits. I don't like wearing a tie with a suit and it falls…

— Sooraj Pancholi

Skinny jeans don't work on someone, like me, who's a size 12 and has got child-bearing hips.

— Holly Willoughby

I just can't perform well unless I'm wearing jeans.

— Grimes

I've worn jeans until they're ripped all the way around the crotch and I can't wear them any longer. You get so attached to…

— Lily Donaldson

Putting on jeans: Left leg, right leg, wiggle, jump, done! Who else does this? ;]

— Tanya Bianco

I want to do a jean line for boys and girls that are sometimes too skinny to fit into jeans, or sometimes a little…

— Mark Indelicato