Clothes Quote by Anonymous

How to put on skinny jeans: 1. Grab belt loops 2. Jump around like a bunny 3. Twerk for a few minutes 4. Lunge…

— Anonymous

I just can't perform well unless I'm wearing jeans.

— Grimes

That awkward little dance You do when your trying to put on skinny jeans

— Anonymous

Putting on jeans: Left leg, right leg, wiggle, jump, done! Who else does this? ;]

— Tanya Bianco

Wearing jeans is a job.

— Nikhil Saluja

How girls put on their pants: *Left leg*, *Right leg* *Wiggle* *Wiggle* *Jump* *Jump* *Squat* *Stretch* Done......

— Nikhil Saluja

I've worn jeans until they're ripped all the way around the crotch and I can't wear them any longer. You get so attached to…

— Lily Donaldson

I don't wear jeans.

— Christine Ebersole

When my jeans feel too tight, I know I need to cut back on desserts and step up my workouts.

— Denise Austin

I have way too many jeans. But I never seem to have a top to wear.

— Lauren Graham

I treat my cheeks like breasts in a push-up bra. I just reach down in there, lift them up and push them together. And…

— Kelly Ripa

I was fascinated with jeans, because you can impress your life upon the jeans you wear. The way you sit imprints on the jeans.

— Jack Dorsey