Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Happy Mother's Day to a mom who didn't intentionally get knocked up to be on MTV.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Happy Mother Happy mother's day Happy mothers day Humorous Mom Mother'S Day Parenting
Happy Mothers day to the Moms who raised someone else's kid as their own. This day belongs to you because you've earned the title… — SONYA PARKER Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to the greatest mom in the world besides Michelle Obama. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to someone who deserves a much better Mother's Day than I'm capable of pulling off without her help. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to a woman who thankfully will never be a candidate for the show Monster In-Laws. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to someone whose maternity clothes were much less embarrassing than Kim Kardashian's are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Mothers day to you Mom, not for raising me but for loving me unconditionally. — SONYA PARKER Copy Share Image
Mother's Day is not for celebrating moms. It's for celebrating all they've given us. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
