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Bush explained his strategy for transfer of power. It's a two part plan. Part one: clean out his desk. Part two: rent a U-Haul.

— David Letterman

He has to do the heavy lifting and the windows and the wash, and also protect the president.

— Alan K. Simpson

Cordless vacuums are designed for quick jobs, but you need enough power to do the job; you don't want the power waning over time.

— James Dyson

What the hell has Hoover got to do with it? Besides, I had a better year than he did.

— Babe Ruth

I wish everybody would have to have an electric thing implanted in our heads that gave us a shock whenever we did something to…

— Jack Handey

Presidents don't have power. Their job is to draw attention away from it.

— Douglas Adams

I have seen that our best presidents were the do-nothing presidents: Millard Fillmore, Warren G. Harding. When you have a president who does things,…

— Utah Phillips

Dyson's Law: Do ask; don't lie.

— Esther Dyson

You ask a tough question of the president, you throw him a hardball, you might get one back. I'm fine with that.

— Ed Henry

Being a president is like riding a tiger. A man has to keep on riding or he is swallowed.

— Harry S. Truman

Being President is a little bit like riding a tiger. You have to keep riding, or else you will be swallowed up by it!

— Harry S. Truman

In order to get big things done, sometimes, presidents have to be deft at moving the pea around under the shells.

— Charlie Pierce