Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Congratulations on finally wearing a tassel on something other than your nipples.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Graduation
I might look like a honey-eyed schoolgirl on the outside, in my skirt with its regulation four-inches-above-the-knee hem. But I'll rip those tassels off… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“There was also the option of a “vest,” which covered the marginally less shameful chest area. This area included the sensitive skin protrusions known… — Matt Haig Copy Share Image
My husband is here and I'd like to thank him, for many things, but first of all for pointing out that I had a… — Emma Thompson Copy Share Image
Mircea leaned over to refill my wineglass, and a section of his bare chest showed under the robe, along with a hint of dusky… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
Was I wearing my 'I'm done with my virginity, please get rid of it for me' T-shirt? — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
I finally had a ship tattooed to my chest. I wanted something on it. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Now Females are getting there Nipples Periced But guess who I know that wear clip on's?! — Taylor London Copy Share Image
I'm planning my most ambitious tattoo yet. You can never have enough tats. — Amy Winehouse Copy Share Image
This might come as a surprise to you, but your boobs go inside your shirt. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
