Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Both of us can't look good at the same time. . .It's either me or the house.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Time
Yeah, it’s me, but I like to think I looked better when we met. ‘Cause right now, I’m pretty much hogging all the ugly.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Always live in the ugliest house on the street - then you don't have to look at it. — David Hockney Copy Share Image
I think the only time that I worry about looking good is on the red carpet. — Camila Alves Copy Share Image
Sometimes home is full of new possibilities, you just have to look or change how you look. — Jacques Lecoq Copy Share Image
I always assume I look better than I actually do. I'll feel pretty good about myself when I leave the house, then I'll see… — Katherine Heigl Copy Share Image
I can get up in the morning and look myself in the mirror and my family can look at me too and that's all… — Lance Armstrong Copy Share Image
No one likes the house next door to look worse or a lot better than his own. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
That moment when you leave the house feeling all pretty, and someone points our your wearing to much makeup. — Hannah Copy Share Image
Walk out of the house the way you feel you want to look that day - it doesn't mean you have to stick to… — Brad Goreski Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
