“A soldier, ninja, and an indian were flying around in a C-130. They all decided to jump out and throw something into the sky. The indian went first and shot arrows into the sky. The next day the indian was walking down the street and saw a little boy crying. He ask the little boy why he was crying and he said some arrows fell out of the sky and killed my dog. The indian ran away. The ninja jumped out of the plane and threw some ninja stars in the sky. The next day the ninja was walking down the street and saw a little girl crying. He stopped and asked her why she was crying. She said, Some stars fell out of the sky and killed my cat. The ninja fled. The soldier jumped and threw grenades in the sky. The next day the soldier was walking down the street and saw a little boy laughing his ass off. He asked the little boy why he was laughing so hard. The little boy said, My dad farted anb blew up the house. The soldier sat there and laughed with the little boy.”
