Funny Quote by Andrzej Sapkowski

“Disgust was an organ in Hunt's gut. The more he thought about it, the more it churned.”

— John Hart

“What intelligent things you say sometimes ! One would think you had studied.”

— Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

“A strange idea was pecking at his brain like a chicken in the egg, and very, very much absorbed him.”

— Dostoyevsky, Fyodor

“W-what do you want?" I asked, thankful that my voice only trembled a little bit. That Cat Didn't blink. "Human," he said, and if…

— Julie Kagawa

“For the first time she could see a man's head naked of its skull. Saw the cunning thoughts race in and out through the…

— Zora Neale Hurston

“He was looking me over in that weird, intense way he had, like I was a rare species of beetle and he was a…

— Eli Easton

“If I ever become a king, I’m totally going to ask him for an army of giant golden acid-spitting llamas. Okay, sorry. I got…

— Rick Riordan

“Right ... And I'm not sayin' that if brains were water, you wouldn't have enough to baptise a flea.”

— Denise Swanson

“His mind swarmed with superstitious suspicions.”

— Herman Melville

“Let’s see if I can unsettle you enough to shake your aim.” He swallowed the rest of his wine, rose, and crooked his finger.…

— Bealevon Nolan

“He has the face of a toad, the manners of a pig, and the mind of a flea.”

— Susan Maupin Schmid

“In short, nothing is tucked away in the subconscious mind except your instincts, like those of animals, and the power to guess.”

— Mwanandeke Kindembo