Come Quote by Ambrose Bierce Download Open image “Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.” — Ambrose Bierce ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Come Computers Go Legal Machine Pig
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
No sausage?" he asked. Apparently my pork consumption habits were a matter of public record. — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
I looked at [Goering eating sausage] and I knew that what they say was true: that pigs eat the flesh of their own. — Adolf Hitler Copy Share Image
I said you could sue a ham sandwich. It's not going to change anything. Well, you can audit a ham sandwich, and it's not… — John Fetterman Copy Share Image
In business I want to be a pig because pigs get fatter and hogs gets slaughtered. — Felix Sabates Copy Share Image
“In order to retain a certain respect for sausages and laws, one must not see them being made.” — Otto von Bismarck Copy Share Image
“Meat pies! Hot sausages! Inna bun! So fresh the pig h’an’t noticed they’re gone!” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Sausage is a great deal like life. You get out of it about what you put into it. — Jimmy Dean Copy Share Image
OBSESSED, p.p. Vexed by an evil spirit, like the Gadarene swine and other critics. Obsession was once more common than it is now. Arasthus… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
DECIDE, v.i. To succumb to the preponderance of one set of influences over another set. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
IMMORAL, adj. Inexpedient. Whatever in the long run and with regard to the greater number of instances men find to be generally inexpedient comes… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
REVIEW, v.t. To set your wisdom (holding not a doubt of it./ Although in truth there's neither bone nor skin to it)/ At work… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
CLOCK, n. A machine of great moral value to man, allaying his concern for the future by reminding him what a lot of time… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
RUBBISH, n. Worthless matter, such as the religions, philosophies, literatures, arts and sciences of the tribes infesting the regions lying due south from Boreaplas. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
There was never a genius who was not thought a fool until he disclosed himself; whereas he is a fool then only. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
WHANGDEPOOTENAWAH, n. In the Ojibwa tongue, disaster; an unexpected affliction that strikes hard. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Jealous, adj. Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
RIDICULE, n. Words designed to show that the person of whom they are uttered is devoid of the dignity of character distinguishing him who… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
I value the experiences that come with life too much to sit by and not put my full effort into them. — Jim Miller Copy Share Image
When I was trying to come up with a stage name, I thought 'Lord' was super rad, but really masculine - ever since I… — Lorde Copy Share Image
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Amongst the financial Twitterati, the term 'muppets' has come to describe any client used and abused by some financial predator. I've adopted the term… — Barry Ritholtz Copy Share Image
If you've got some to say to Ric Flair, you come say it to me, and I'll make the translation. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I'm a character actor - always have been, always will be - and historically, character actors don't come into their own until later in… — Annie Potts Copy Share Image
Mihir is one of the most secure men that I have ever come across in my life. — Manini Mishra Copy Share Image
I've seen guys come along with more ability - they've been faster or bigger or stronger - but they never worked hard to develop… — Steve Largent Copy Share Image
We'd always come into Syracuse for the Empire State Games and the stair fair. — Beau Biden Copy Share Image
I can't say that there are 'things' that make me come alive. There are thoughts that make me come alive. — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
I mean, you've kind of got the track down, especially with ovals. The only thing that improves is that when race conditions come, you… — Danica Patrick Copy Share Image