Life smacks Tracy Morgan in the face, and I don't mean to talk in third party, but no, it doesn't stop raining… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
It's like going to the zoo when you come to my house. I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
People bring camera phones into comedy shows and clubs and concerts, and sound bites never come out right. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
If she's not spoken for, and you come at her correctly, like a man, she'll get with you. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I come from where Mike Tyson came from. I come from right across the street from Jay-Z. I didn't have a pond… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
When you look at the artists who have come up through 'Billboard' over the years, it's incredible. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
My fans would love to see Brian Fellow come back. I love my fans. And they like my edge. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
My father was the role model I looked up. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
'Saturday Night Live' is live television. Nothing can compare to that. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
The further you go, what, I'm gonna wait til I'm 80? Naw, I'm tellin' my story now. I was just moved. I was moved… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I'm not a hateful person and don't condone any kind of violence against others, — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I'm around my kids every day. I'm regular. We're a regular family. My wife cooks, she washes clothes, I read books, I pump my… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I was never a big comic book fan. I was always more into the baseball cards. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
If I gamble, I'll play roulette. My wife and I will play roulette, and that's about it. I'm not a heavy gambler. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I love being around people who love to do what I love to do, which is comedy. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
